can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????










It’s actually weed, to help you concentrate while cooking oregano-cookies.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND



ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go


Personalissima top 10 degli errori che mi fanno venir voglia di bannarvi dal mondo:

nikypedia:

10) Perchè ed é. Passi che non avete voglia di scrivere perché col giusto accento, ma se vi prendete la briga di scrivere la terza persona singolare del verbo essere con l’accento acuto siete proprio capre consenzienti.

9) Ne vs. né. Da vs. dà. C’è una differenza, non è solo una finezza…


alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water




surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

Imagine when our generation will be the one making TV Ads



fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?